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 KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.

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JerkFace
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PostSubject: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:38 pm

Guys,
Id love to join an Aussie clan for some Killzone 2 action.


PlayStation Network ID: JerkFace3000
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Location: Sydney (Hornsby)
What do you feel you will bring to the Australian Unit of Destruction?: Im a 29 year old with loose morales, will happily supply beer and cigarette for my under-age clan mates.
Where did you hear about the AUoD?: GameFaqs originally (have responded to the gamefaqs topic, it hadnt been bumped in a while), I was a member of your fine establishment back in the COD4 era.
Why is it that you want to join?: Playing a cool-ass game with friends drowns out the sounds of a nagging missus!


KILLZONE 2
Do you have a Headset? [REQUIRED]: Will have one before the end of next week, then you can all enjoy my witticisms.
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:40 pm

Welcome man, where did you end up going?

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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:45 pm

Yeah, what happened?!
Are you actually gonna stick with us this time around?

EDIT: I just read your post in our recruitment topic.
You should post it here.

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Can I talk to "her" most bojer indugcing best friend, your tits are awesome btw I wish you showed more skin.
Cause you are fucking horney,.I'll make.you squirt by fucking.you hardcore
Ps:please show.rus.your.pussy we are ashorebezingqxh heqbq


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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:49 pm

Hey Fallen. To cut a long story short, BigPond are a pack of d**ks, was offline for a while and when I got back on Id been dumped from the AUoD lineup. But by then I wasnt playing much COD so didnt reactivate, all of a sudden you guys got all serious and had K/D cutoffs and stuff so I thought Id leave it to the pro's

Now there is a hole in my life that can only be filled with thick and creamy AUoD love!
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:53 pm

Sorry to double post, but yeah Jase I'll be sticking around, I sit at a computer all day so will post regularly.


The JerkFace is back and he is angry!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:56 pm

WTF a triple post??? DOnt hate me, I cant edit my previous posts....

Here is what I said in Gamefaqs, maybe it will help you love me.

"Count me in.

A) I dont have a headset (will have one before the games release though)

B) May struggle to keep a K/D > 1


BUT, these factors alone shouldnt keep me from joining for the following reasons-

A) Im Old-School AUoD, was a member back in the COD4 days (before the good people at BigPond decided I didnt really need the internet). I was there at the beginning, I remember a small skirmish on shipment where I didnt realise it was knife-only (I had the voice chat on low cause I was sick of hearing children sing), I just thought I was having a really awesome game. Still one of my fonder COD experiences.

B) I race motorbikes, so what I lack in K/D I make up in cool!

C) Im a lovely guy!

D) Devotion ahoy! Im on my 4th Xbox360 (RRoD) and 2nd PS3 (Blu ray drive failure).
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:06 pm

well welcome back, i think i remeber that game! cause i was like this dude keeps shooting me, and jase as usual was getting pissed lol!
add me, billy_1080 i won't be on for a while though as my ps3 shat itself and i had to send her in for repairs.

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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:15 pm

I was almost gonna say welcome till i read that u've bought 4 360's!
Nah just joking, welcome mate, hopefully you can stick around and we can help u work on that K/D! Add me: Chookz
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:18 pm

JerkFace wrote:
Playing a cool-ass game with friends drowns out the sounds of a nagging missus!

LOL! Welcome mate
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:20 pm

Hey Billy, whats been happening? Yeah that game was funny, I thought I was doing so well until I realised I could faintly hear someone getting irate, then I noticed no one else was shooting each other I felt like a d**k!

I still have my busted PS3, its a 60 gig, I saw some dude on ebay selling a busted 60 gig for a fair bit so havent bothered fixing it yet. Sorry to get off topic but what happened to yours?
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:21 pm

Welcome. Im from Sydney too (Inner West).
Add me to PSN I-Alm0sT-I (the I is a capital i).

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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:35 pm

Billy_1080, Chookz, and Almost. Ive added you guys. Is "Almost" spelt with a zero? I assumed yes.

Chookz, thge Xbox is on its last warning, it never gets used. I got the last one to try out Fable II and Gears of War II but was left with a bad taste in my mouth. It makes more noise than an aeroplane, locks up frequently and the sound drops out every now and then...

Thanks mdubskee, good to be here.
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:37 pm

Also jerkface, you can swear here. Say whatever the fuck you want Razz

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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:38 pm

You know, Jerk, you cansign up aaaanytime now...

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Can I talk to "her" most bojer indugcing best friend, your tits are awesome btw I wish you showed more skin.
Cause you are fucking horney,.I'll make.you squirt by fucking.you hardcore
Ps:please show.rus.your.pussy we are ashorebezingqxh heqbq
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AussieMonster
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:06 pm

welcome jerk face you can add me PSN is AussieMonster
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jase619
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:36 pm

JerkFace, someowhere in Profile is the ability to change your name.
Could you please change it to your PSN? It just makes it easier for everyone to add you.

And you're activated.

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Mitchell Simpson wrote:
Can I talk to "her" most bojer indugcing best friend, your tits are awesome btw I wish you showed more skin.
Cause you are fucking horney,.I'll make.you squirt by fucking.you hardcore
Ps:please show.rus.your.pussy we are ashorebezingqxh heqbq
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:57 am

Yeah, what Jase said, we all use our PSN names.

I won't be able to get KZ2 for around two weeks after it's released!! Sad

Add me anyway.
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JerkFace
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:42 am

OK, Im signed up, the username has been corrected.

Thank you all for the warm reception.
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:09 am

Your sig is great!!
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Lord_Coinage
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:22 am

Yes, hello. Have some Hot Chocky.

My arse is itchy.
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:42 am

Jerkface, I remember you! Welcome back to the clan man! Add me: Cyrax_kBm

I've got internet problems myself at the moment, but I'll be fixing it next month when I get back from NSW.
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:20 pm

Welcome there mate... was your previous name the same?... Because I have no idea who you are! hah...

Love that sig... share some love and some salt...

Add me
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:33 pm

Thanks guys.

Lord_Coinage, you may need a worm tablet, or may be allergic to the lubricant you use Wink

Cyrax, whats going on? I'll add all you guys when I can, my brother has plans of watching blu rays all night so I may not get to it till tomorrow.

Tearinto5th, yeah Ive always been JerkFace3000, I wasnt around for long so we may have missed each other as I cant say I recognise your name either. Nanomachines!
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:04 pm

welcome man, enjoy the games, and catch up on some of the near naked photos of me......

also, fucking awesome SIG!!!! fucking amazing!
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PostSubject: Re: KZ2 Application. Be nice to me Im very timid.   Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:08 pm

That is hilarious, someone nailed the thongs to the floor, yeah?
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